Lost among the thousands and thousands of confidential State Department memos released by WikiLeaks on Sunday was a slew of memos from the upper echelon of the Sacramento Kings organization.
They are revealing and sometimes embarrassing, but we are doling them out as a public service.
Nov 1, 2010
Inter-office Memo
To: Paul Westphal
From: Geoff Petrie
Hi Paul. Just wondering when you might be inclined to install an offense. I was peaking in at practice the other day and saw a lot of the fellas standing around and snacking. Any chance you could brief me on the progress.
Nov. 2, 2010
Inter-office Memo
To: Geoff Petrie
From: Paul Westphal
Thanks for spying on us, Mr. Busy Body. That was our offense. It's complicated, though. We do a lot of decoy stuff and many of the players say they enjoy watching my main man Tyreke just do his thing. You don't want me to start messing with our Rookie of the Year, do you?
Nov. 10, 2010
Inter-office Memo
To: Grant Napear
From: Gavin and Joe Maloof
Grant, we want to make sure you have the game plan for the new season. DeMarcus Cousins needs to be positioned as the team stud. Forget about the his immaturity, lack of jumping ability, and complete indifference on defense. Go nuts every time he touches the ball. Every time. Do you understand? Feel free to mix in plenty of that catchphrase of yours, "If you don't like DeMarcus Cousins, you're an inbred hillbilly" -- or whatever it is. We don't listen to you that much.
Nov. 16, 2010
Inter-office Memo
To: Gavin and Joe Maloof
From: Geoff Petrie
Hi boys. Just wanted to update you on our coach. I'm not so sure we made the right call on this guy. He seems to lack a little bit in the teaching department. And the strategy department. And the game-management department. And the ability to relate-to-his-players department. I was wondering if we could possibly eat his salary and hire a real coach.
Nov. 17, 2010
Inter-office Memo
To: Geoff Petrie
From: Joe and Gavin Maloof
That was a joke, right? We can barely afford the insurance payments on our matching lime green Lamborghinis. I suggest you suck it up and give the guy some coaching of your own. P.S. When did you become such a whiner?
Nov. 23, 2010
Inter-office Memo
To: Geoff Petrie
From: Paul Westphal
Hi Geoff. I was wondering if it's too late to add to those giant banners of DeMarcus and Tyreke on the side of the arena. Some of the players are asking why they aren't pictured. I agree. Luther Head and Pooh Jeter have scheduled photo sessions with the team photographer. I think it will exemplify our new team philosophy. By the way, I've come up with slogans for each of them: "Get Head" and "Smells Like Pooh." Whaddya think?
Nov. 24, 2010
Inter-office Memo
To: Joe and Gavin Maloof
From: Geoff Petrie
Hi guys. I think our coach has gone off the deep end. We really need to do something. I don't usually like to use this description, but we suck.
Nov. 26, 2010
Inter-office Memo
To: Geoff Petrie
From: Joe and Gavin Maloof
Hey Geoff, stop complaining about the coach. You haven't exactly made a trade that made either of our pants damp in a decade. All you do is stand in in the corner during the games and act all cerebral and stuff. You ain't so smart. I mean, Antoine Wright? Really?
Nov. 29, 2010
Inter-office Memo
To: Geoff Petrie, Gavin & Joe Maloof
From: Paul Westphal
Um, I don't want to sound scared, but I'm sending this memo from a cubicle in the locker room bathroom. I think that DeMarcus fellow is a little mad at me. He seems like he might have some anger issues and I was wondering if maybe we could get him some counseling. Wait, someone is pounding on the door. Oh, no... gotta go...
Nov. 29, 2010
Inter-office Memo
To: Gavin Maloof
From: Joe Maloof
We are so screwed.
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Showing posts with label Paul Westphal. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Paul Westphal. Show all posts
Sunday, November 28, 2010
Sunday, November 7, 2010
Westphal should be dismissed
Kings coach Paul Westphal doesn't get it.
And it shows on the court. So right now, I'm calling it.
Fire Westphal.
Sure, I could wait until the All-Star break. Or for an 8-game losing streak. After all, the team is just 3-3.
But I'm not waiting.
Fire Westphal.
Why? Well, there are many reasons. Let's get to it:
OFFENSE
What offense? Too many times, the offense consists of Tyreke Evans dribbling for the first 10 seconds, then darting into traffic, only to A.) throw up a bad shot B.) dish off an unbalanced pass to a lunging teammate C.) make a spectacular shot.
There is zero movement. Back-door plays are non-existent. There is not enough cutting, no moving of the ball from side-to-side.
A smart offense needs a philosophy of sharing and team basketball. Whether Westphal is preaching it or not, there is none of that evident on the court.
Good teams need discipline. Teams with DeMarcus Cousins really need discipline. There is no way Cousins should be firing up three-pointers or getting free reign to shoot with his current frequency.
Look at these numbers: He has hit just 18 of 46 shots in five games. That is an awful percentage for a skilled big man. It is also a sign that he is not clear about his role. Now, he's lost his starting job -- and despite claims to the contrary, I'd bet he isn't very happy about it. This is when a coach earns his salary. I'm not sure Westphal has the ability to handle the ramifications.
Speaking of roles, does anyone on the Kings know their role? Westphal used Carl Landry as his go-to guy against the Lakers, but he was a benched no-show against the Grizzlies, amassing a grand total of 19 minutes, 4 shots and 4 points and barely getting a sniff down the stretch. Landry has to be confused. How are you "the guy" one game and the "non-entity" the next?
Jason Thompson is another guy with a mystery role. He's now a backup small forward. How in the world did that happen?
Donte Greene is on milk cartons now, his once glorious potential completely wasted.
Players have no idea when they'll play or what their role should be. Westphal's rotations are so bizarre they border on random. And that is an awful recipe for a young team that needs structure.
DEFENSE
Without Samuel Dalembert, the Kings are easily the worst defensive team in the league.
Not a single player seems fundamentally strong. Everyone reaches and pokes and gets called for silly fouls. Opposing teams shred the Kings from the 3-point line (opponents are shooting more than 40% on threes)
Tyreke Evans has been weak on defense early in the season, getting exposed by quicker point guards. Penetration is almost a given.
The Kings surrender points at an alarming rates. You knew this was going to be a problem when they allowed the Timberwolves to score 116 points in the opener.
Defense, like offense, is a philosophy. It's hard work. It's aggressiveness. It's moving your feet and being smart and helping teammates. None of this is evident on Westphal's team.
SO SHOULD WESTPHAL GO?
I'm saying yes. Sure, it's early to pull a move look like this. But here's a better question: Has anybody seen enough to think Westphal can take this team to the next level. I haven't.
This team needs someone with a clear philosopy and a disciplined approach. Someone who can bring structure and instill an unselfish attitude.
They need someone who can school Evans and Cousins about what they need to do to become great NBA players.
They need someone to inspire and teach.
Too much to ask? Maybe.
But I think the move has to be made.
And it shows on the court. So right now, I'm calling it.
Fire Westphal.
Sure, I could wait until the All-Star break. Or for an 8-game losing streak. After all, the team is just 3-3.
But I'm not waiting.
Fire Westphal.
Why? Well, there are many reasons. Let's get to it:
OFFENSE
What offense? Too many times, the offense consists of Tyreke Evans dribbling for the first 10 seconds, then darting into traffic, only to A.) throw up a bad shot B.) dish off an unbalanced pass to a lunging teammate C.) make a spectacular shot.
There is zero movement. Back-door plays are non-existent. There is not enough cutting, no moving of the ball from side-to-side.
A smart offense needs a philosophy of sharing and team basketball. Whether Westphal is preaching it or not, there is none of that evident on the court.
Good teams need discipline. Teams with DeMarcus Cousins really need discipline. There is no way Cousins should be firing up three-pointers or getting free reign to shoot with his current frequency.
Look at these numbers: He has hit just 18 of 46 shots in five games. That is an awful percentage for a skilled big man. It is also a sign that he is not clear about his role. Now, he's lost his starting job -- and despite claims to the contrary, I'd bet he isn't very happy about it. This is when a coach earns his salary. I'm not sure Westphal has the ability to handle the ramifications.
Speaking of roles, does anyone on the Kings know their role? Westphal used Carl Landry as his go-to guy against the Lakers, but he was a benched no-show against the Grizzlies, amassing a grand total of 19 minutes, 4 shots and 4 points and barely getting a sniff down the stretch. Landry has to be confused. How are you "the guy" one game and the "non-entity" the next?
Jason Thompson is another guy with a mystery role. He's now a backup small forward. How in the world did that happen?
Donte Greene is on milk cartons now, his once glorious potential completely wasted.
Players have no idea when they'll play or what their role should be. Westphal's rotations are so bizarre they border on random. And that is an awful recipe for a young team that needs structure.
DEFENSE
Without Samuel Dalembert, the Kings are easily the worst defensive team in the league.
Not a single player seems fundamentally strong. Everyone reaches and pokes and gets called for silly fouls. Opposing teams shred the Kings from the 3-point line (opponents are shooting more than 40% on threes)
Tyreke Evans has been weak on defense early in the season, getting exposed by quicker point guards. Penetration is almost a given.
The Kings surrender points at an alarming rates. You knew this was going to be a problem when they allowed the Timberwolves to score 116 points in the opener.
Defense, like offense, is a philosophy. It's hard work. It's aggressiveness. It's moving your feet and being smart and helping teammates. None of this is evident on Westphal's team.
SO SHOULD WESTPHAL GO?
I'm saying yes. Sure, it's early to pull a move look like this. But here's a better question: Has anybody seen enough to think Westphal can take this team to the next level. I haven't.
This team needs someone with a clear philosopy and a disciplined approach. Someone who can bring structure and instill an unselfish attitude.
They need someone who can school Evans and Cousins about what they need to do to become great NBA players.
They need someone to inspire and teach.
Too much to ask? Maybe.
But I think the move has to be made.
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