So I'm listening to The Howard Stern show the other day and insult comic Jeffrey Ross is explaining how he sometimes gets hired by rich folks to do private roasts.
He lets slip that he recently did one of these private roasts for the Maloof brothers in Las Vegas That tidbit of news left me confused.
First off, how do the Maloofs, who can't afford to put a coat of paint on the walls at their crumbling arena, afford to pony up for a professional comedian to make fun of them for an hour? That's gotta be a huge wad of dough. Ross said that Gavin paid him the old fashioned way, reaching into the cashier's cage at the Palms Hotel for the payoff.
This is the way the Maloofs are spending their money?
Haven't they been roasted enough over the past year? All they need to do is read my blog to feel bad about their shameful behavior. No need to hire anyone.
There's only one thing left to conclude from all this: The Maloofs enjoy abuse.
Kings fans, let's all continue to make their dreams come true.